If only I could... are things that you wish you could say, or do, but which may be borderline in polite society. To submit an ifonly enter it in the box below and cilck 'Upload'. Any errors will be displayed. If all is well the ifonly will be submitted to the admins for their approval. All ifonlys must be between 5 and 255 characters in length and should be able to follow the words "If only I could...".